'A vaginal plug, what fun idea...’, I thought to myself as I nursed my 2nd Tito’s martini of the evening. In an effort to fill the void COVID has left in my vagina, I started steadily loading up my cart on Uberrime’s website. It was absolutely brimming with their beautiful handmade silicone wares, and I was tempted to go broke- making my excuses for it later. Once you visit Ubberime you will see exactly what I mean: So shiny. So chrome. So many options! After I chose my coloration (of which there are 11!), the testing quickly commenced, and I’m here to tell you everything.
My Spidey Senses Are Tingling!
After ordering directly from their site, my lovely little plug quickly arrived in a plain brown box, from Peter Parker himself (which low-key made me really want a Spiderman dildo). I loved unfolding the black and purple tissue paper- it really made it feel like a luxurious present to myself. When I first laid my eyes on the shimmery purplish pearl wonder that is my Ubberime Sensi the heart eyes emojis filled my soul. None of you know me (unless you’re that one neighbor that always overhears bear & I discussing the finer points of adult toys- for which…sorry…I guess?), but if you did, you would know I am very aesthetically driven. Do you know why I bought that bottle of wine? Yes, it was because it had a cool octopus on it! So going into it, I knew I had little power over the insatiable need looking at Uberrime’s toys would awaken in me. All of their toys are beautiful. Even the bases of the toys are somehow stunning, resembling the fanciest of Seattle latte art. I actually just stopped typing to daydream about it now- it’s absurd.
Plugs Are Not Just For Your Booty
Gone are the days where butts were allowed to have all the fun in public. I just got back from having coffee on the way home from the grocery, and guess what? I was wearing a dildo the whoooole time, Jealous? This plug allows it’s wearer to comfortably go about their day with a very delightfully squishy dildo stuffed inside their bits. This can be secret fun just for you, or you can let your partner in on it too. I enjoyed sending my play partners teasing text while I was wearing it, as much as I enjoyed venturing out into the world without a soul knowing what my kinky ass was up to. Which brings me to my next point. If your lifestyle includes any kink, this will potentially be a very fun addition to your toy chest. I really enjoy it when my dominant instructs me to wear my Sensi Plug in public. Typically this sort of play is reserved for the anal plug wearers among us. Personally, the thought of a butt plug nestled in me for hours just isn’t my favorite. This, however, was just what the submissive in me wanted. Since the Sensi is a platinum silicone toy, I would wholeheartedly recommend using only a water-based lube to keep your plug in the best condition possible (you know not melting, tearing, or otherwise degrading and shit). I found the slightly flared base to be incredibly comfortable nuzzled between my labia, and it makes the plug very easy for long term wear.
But How Does It Feel?
It feels like a dream, nestled in my vagina. Uberrime’s Sensi is not something you can just plug, and forget about- this bad b has some girrrrth. The head and widest part of the shaft are a delicious 1.6 inches in diameter, narrowing at the base to form the “plug” effect. This causes a delightful pop (twice!) As it enters me fully. At 4.5 inches insertable length (5 inches base to tip) this plug is still incredibly cozy for me to wear, even when my cervix is rather low, and grumpy. I would recommend wearing this with a snug’ish pair of under-roos, as when I initially stood up, it shot out of my canal like a silicone rocket. While the walls of my vagina tend to be very tight, I still wouldn’t want the mishap of someone potentially plopping a slimy dildo in the middle of Starbucks to happen on account of my shoddy review. So now that I have done my due diligence in that regard, how else can you play with your fancy new vag plug?
Hi G-spot, this is the Sensi!
After I had a clitoral orgasm, I plugged myself up with my new toy and did it again. This time when the Sensi shot out of me, it was due to the fact I had just experienced an ahhhmazin’ blended orgasm. The thick head of the plug put a wonderful amount of squishy pressure on my already aroused g-spot that sent me over the squirting edge when I added clitoral vibrations (G-spot orgasms are easier to achieve after first having a clitoral orgasm). Following the initial surprise, I kinda just laid there for a minute watching the fan in my bedroom spinning, the sound of its annoying hum slowly bringing me back to reality. It was really, really nice. Now if you find you need very firm pressure on your G-spot to orgasm, this may not work for you in that capacity: However, there are just so many fun things you can do with it!
There’s More?
But that’s not all! The Sensi is the most comfortable way I have found to exercise my Kegel muscles to date. Due to my general tightness, I have never been able to use (and enjoy) things like Kegel balls, or yoni eggs. The squishy give of the softer shore 00-50 platinum silicone was an absolute joy to squeeze my vaginal walls against. The Sensi offered my muscles just enough resistance to make clenching easy, and I repeat COMFORTABLE to do. I would really love to see different shapes of these vaginal plugs, because I am having SO much fun using it! I mean it’s perfect, don’t get me wrong…but my vagina is like a greedy Veruca Salt- I don’t care how, I WANT IT NOW!
Clean up
Luckily for you, all of Uberrime’s products are made of body-safe 100% platinum silicone. This means, clean up is super duper easy. Upon receiving a new silicone toy, I always either use a 10% bleach solution, or boil it for 5 minutes, because it’s going in my vagina, and for that reason- I just don’t mess around. Personally I like to sanitize my non-butt toys every handful of uses, but I’m not going to tell you what to do with your holes, you’re an adult (and you know if you are being gross….). In-between the deeper cleans I find an unscented soap, and some warm tap water will work just fine.
In Summary
Ubberime Sensi vaginal plug is FUN, and that’s all I can really ask of my toys. I wasn’t sure what to expect from a dildo I could wear inside my vagina, but I will certainly be getting a lot of use out of mine for a long time to come. Whether privately or with your partner, if you love the idea of a sexy secret- this vaginal plug is something I highly suggest you give a try. It seems there is something for everyone in Uberrime’s extensive collection, and so many more I want to take for a test drive, but what next?! For now though, if you’ll excuse me, my Sensi is calling...
If you want your very own vaginal plug from Uberrime
*While not anal safe, Uberrime does offer an anal version of the Sensi in the Sentio. The Sentio comes in a similar size, and shape as the Sensi, but it has a flared base, which makes it safe for use in your booty.
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